Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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