tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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