I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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