Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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