the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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