In the future we'll all be gay
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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