Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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