I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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