That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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