Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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