Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
id be glad to
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You need Xanax blowdarts
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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