Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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