you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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