he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
false alarm. still invincible.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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