is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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