you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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