And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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