I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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