Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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