Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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