You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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