I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I need a burrito and a hug.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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