I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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