Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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