He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
now i know why i became what i already was.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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