gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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