I'm going to jail i love you
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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