I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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