made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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