I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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