You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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