what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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