did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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