i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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