Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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