there's paper in my vomit.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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