And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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