Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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