Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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