Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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