The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We don't watch enough power rangers
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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