Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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