I wish I could teleport
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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