no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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