Having a random hookup so left but love u
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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