I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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