margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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