you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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