I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Jerry, you need to find god
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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