: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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