Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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