I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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