I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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