I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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