Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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